Fauci Is The New “Hawt Thang” With His New Groupies And Action Figure

Very few times do you have someone who labels themself with a title so obnoxious and embarrassing that everyone repeats it, but that rare title has presented itself. Dr. Anthony Fauci is the new Aerosmith because MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace says she’s a “Fauci groupie.”

What does that even mean? Is Wallace following Fauci around to try and meet him? If so, that’s creepy, and Fauci should probably seek a restraining order.

Wallace said, “I’m a Fauci groupie. I’m a thrice-vaccinated mask adherent. I buy KN95 masks by the caseload. They’re in every pocket. I wear them everywhere except when I sit down.”

Fauci, President Joe Biden’s Chief Medical Advisor and Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), has failed at his job. It was discovered that the NIAID had funded gain-of-function research that led to COVID-19 leaking from a lab in the first place. That alone should have been the end of Fauci’s career, or at least he should have gone away to a dark office never to be heard from in a public setting again, but no. The left paints Fauci like a savior, but he’s just another failed mad scientist who helped create the disease that he’s “saving” us from.

It gets weirder.

Texas State Representative James Talarico (D-TX) has peaked over the brink of absolute insanity with we’ll call it a doll because a G.I. Joe would be far too masculine for this situation as a doll of Fauci. No, seriously, a doll.

Talarico tweeted, “I got the coolest action figure for Christmas! Thank you to all the health care superheroes working today. Let’s help by getting vaxxed and boosted!”

Then there’s a picture of this doll:

Notice the “removable mask” and 14+ notations on the packaging. Perhaps there should be a cut-off age just saying.

Best response? “If my doctor-owned one of these, I’d switch doctors.”

Interestingly enough, no matter how much Fauci has to flip-flop on his directives and guidance, a Gallup poll says that 52% of people approve of Fauci, and 47% disapprove. Why? What has Fauci done besides mislead the country? Fauci told us not to mask, then to mask, then two masks, then the COVID-19 vaccine and boosters, and the list goes on. Regardless, not a trustworthy voice in the pandemic. Fauci did the same thing with the Aids virus back in the 80s.

Fauci said he’s not going to give up until we beat COVID-19 while speaking with Jonathan Karl of ABC News. “You know, we’re in a war, John. It’s kind of like we’re halfway through World War II, and you decide, well, I think I’ve had enough of this, I’m walking away.”

We wish you would, Fauci.